If God comes roll-calling on the internet, and the way it is going, She/He certainly may, I must not be absent. And therefore, this blog is my proxy herein.

Do let me know, if you want me to stop doing this to the human-kind (/unkind). Or, rarer still, if you want me to do more of the same.

(And ah, while you are here, do feed the fish. They like mouse pointers.)

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

If I were you, I'd save some time

If I were you
I'd jump from a roof
Twist an ankle
Walk like a spoof

If I were you
I'd paint it blue
Seal its cracks
With a bottle of glue

If I were you
I'd keep up the night
Cloak my soul
Pick up a fight

If I were you
(I'd) sleep through the day
'cept the evening
When I'd drink & pray

If I were you
(I) wouldn't know what I wrote
Tear this out
Make a paper boat

If I were you
I wouldn't write this rhyme
Stare at the mirror
And save some time.


  1. If I were you
    I'd have an insight into how beautifully I write
    Take the right step
    And end this fight!

    If I were you
    I'd wake up each day
    Think of something new to say
    Pick up my pen, and not waste a day :)

  2. Prachee di,

    You are always too kind.

    And these lines that you have written, are, by themselves, so good :)